After I turn my car off, I sit in it for a minute, push the petal down the floor and make noises like I’m in a race car.
Mike, that was beautiful.
He was not gaptoothed! He had big gums!
So glad to see you. Join the party, meteor. What a lovely eve—
anytime either of you want to make fun of my exboyfriends on tumblr. OH WAIT, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL I DO ANYMORE. kemi,...