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    bloominheck:

lickystickypickyme:

You don’t want to deny Po the pit viper his regular morning cigarette - he’s guaranteed to throw a  fit.
That’s because the three-year-old reptile from Taipei in Taiwan has become hooked on nicotine, thanks to his owner Sho Lau’s 20-a-day habit. ‘He is very tame and one day when I threw a cigarette butt away he went for it and seemed to enjoy having it in his mouth,’ said 33-year-old Lau. ‘One thing led to another and before long he was having one cigarette in the morning and another at night.’ ‘He gets very agitated if I don’t have any to spare,’ he added
metro.co.uk

Another example of the high caliber of story ran in the Metro.

That is a smoking snake.
He should get a patch or something.

    bloominheck:

    lickystickypickyme:

    You don’t want to deny Po the pit viper his regular morning cigarette - he’s guaranteed to throw a  fit.

    That’s because the three-year-old reptile from Taipei in Taiwan has become hooked on nicotine, thanks to his owner Sho Lau’s 20-a-day habit.

    ‘He is very tame and one day when I threw a cigarette butt away he went for it and seemed to enjoy having it in his mouth,’ said 33-year-old Lau.

    ‘One thing led to another and before long he was having one cigarette in the morning and another at night.’

    ‘He gets very agitated if I don’t have any to spare,’ he added

    metro.co.uk

    Another example of the high caliber of story ran in the Metro.

    That is a smoking snake.

    He should get a patch or something.

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      A COBRA VAI FUMA KEKEKEKEKEKEKE~
    7. ohsusquehanna reblogged this from queen-of-everything and added:
      I wonder what brand he smokes. I should buy that brand. It’s snake approved.
    8. totallynotkelsey reblogged this from helios-venerari and added:
      GOD, I miss reading the Metro! haha
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      VÉIO AGORA A COBRA VAI FUMAR
    11. i-likeapples reblogged this from mzdianak and added:
      I love stories like these :).
    12. bloominheck reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
      Another example of...high caliber of story ran
    13. queen-of-everything reblogged this from bloominheck and added:
      That is a smoking snake. He should get a patch or something.
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    25. iseul-vanille reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
      didn’t even know that could happen. It’s kinda cute though lol.
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      on the one hand, this is really sad and makes me angry at humans for enabling this kind of thing to happen with the...
    27. candyviolence reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
      Oh, my people. Those silly bitches.
    28. mzdianak reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
      do some shit like this. Hahaha!