January 2012
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Jan 1st
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And so begins new years eve
Smoking a bowl in Derek’s car on the way to the city
Jan 1st
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December 2011
mrdavidgordon: queen-of-everything: I ate a laxative this morning thinking it was chocolate :( That’s awfully shitty. I was eating it thinking, “this is some shitty chocolate”. Little did i know it was literally shitty chocolate.
Dec 31st
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I ate a laxative this morning thinking it was chocolate :(
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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avodka-kedavra replied to your post: must-love-blogs replied to your photo: Dear James… oh my god that gif ikr
Dec 31st
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must-love-blogs replied to your photo: Dear James Deen, I have seriously considered… every day they will test you I’M FAILING
Dec 31st
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avodka-kedavra replied to your post: Do you watch a lot of porn? good answers to weird anons you betcha you betcha
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: Do you watch a lot of porn?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“she has a chelsea cut so at first i thought she might be a nazi. i am cool with...”
– - james deen’s blog, 12.23.12. (via must-love-blogs)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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There’s a woman on Say Yes to the Dress who looks like an over cooked toaster pastry.
Dec 31st
I used a new conditioner today.
My hair is very soft.
Dec 31st
New Years Eve
AKA the night I have to pay to get into places I usually go for free.
Dec 30th
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icarntspell replied to your post: I’m going to start referring to everyone as… Good plan. Thank you, Little Bear.
Dec 30th
I’m going to start referring to everyone as “Little Bear”.
Dec 30th
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johnwilkestooth replied to your post: HEY keep it and like grind it up and then pour it in someone you hate’s drink. it’s not that mean or upsetting or gross but it’s rude and that’s all that matters!
Dec 30th
I'm making a compilation CD
It’s called “Songs White People Love” and it’s just 99 Problems over and over for 13 tracks.
Dec 30th
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comeondiejung replied to your post: HEY So is my fingernail. Eww :(
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: did you bang your toe or are you just dirty
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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avodka-kedavra replied to your post: HEY You are my Courtney Stodden. Don’t put it on me, grl
Dec 30th
HEY
do you guys want to hear something gross? course you do! my toenail is coming off !!!!!
Dec 30th
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thenewhotness: Spotify: Me: BASICALLY.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Now that I have an iPad
whenever someone comments on my FB status I get a notification on my computer. My phone makes a noise. And my iPad lights up. There is such a thing as being too connected.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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mfree replied to your photo: I saw this the other day. The main issue I had… When I saw the trailer for this I was on board until they made it obvious Charlize Theron would bang Patton Oswalt and I can only suspend my disbelief so much. Not enough to take this movie at all seriously. srsly
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: where do you go to college?
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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edgarsux replied to your photo: I saw this the other day. The main issue I had… Patton Oswalt fucking that hot jewish girl in US of Tara. What is it with writers giving him all these crazy attractive women? Who? What? When? Where? Whyy??? ^^^
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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ListenUltimatum by The Long Winters My arms miss you,...
Dec 29th
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"When you order gin on the rocks, all formalities...
nervousrex: -bartender at the townie bar gpomr  (gratuitous picture of my regret)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Clear Rivers.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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nervousrex replied to your post: notforzulu replied to your post: The question… i just clamped my hand over my mouth to stop no one from hearing me laugh Salem rules.
Dec 28th