February 2011
I know Archer is a cartoon character but I want to...
corycorybobory:-ryan:
THANK YOU.
yes
attackshipsonfire:
There have been many bad ideas in rock, but none match the colossal stupidity of Attila. There’s a reason why they’re the only heavy rock organ-and-drums duo in the history of rock & roll — it’s an atrocious combination.
jesus christ I must hear this now
i just listened to them (only one song) and i actually kind of like it but maybe that’s bc i like 70s stoner...
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conozco replied to your post: conozco replied to your post: i am really going…
yup those are always my two priorities in life, especially the one involving men
you little slut!
dingusfromabove1979 replied to your post: conozco replied to your post: i am really going…
This is why we need to be friends.
srsly why are we not irl friends idgi
conozco replied to your post: i am really going to regret staying up this late…
i know i’m going to wind up being up until like 3 and then i have 9 hrs of class tomorrow and i’ll just fall asleep in all of them nbd
ugh class i did not come to college for class ok i came here to get wasted and/or fucked
i am really going to regret staying up this late in about 7hrs
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hello i need to see the justin bieber movie i need a kid someone let me borrow a kid
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I'm still thinking about the KFC Triple Down that...
kanyetwitty:
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cant wait for digiorno's coffee and cigarettes box...
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attackshipsonfire:
“Genie In A Bottle” by...
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every now and then i forget how amazing andrew...
and then i listen to candy cigarettes and cap guns and i am reminded
January 2011
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“Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.”
– Frankie Muniz. (via synecdoche)
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my roommates always think it’s weird when they come in and i’m in the front room doing yoga at 11:30 at night
what.
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we're throwing a party this weekend
so i went to go get drugs and i got off the underground and fell flat on my face spilling the contents of my purse on the ground and this big bag of weed falls out and a group of boys starts clapping for me and then i got up and curtsied and wondered why i am the most uncoordinated person on the planet
Tokyo police club is playing hofstra
Wtf as soon as I leave you guys get the fucking sick shows goddamn it
I wonder sometimes if I'll ever get sick of...
or if i’m gonna be that sad 40 y/o woman in the bar with the botox and her tits out to texas.
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Oh snap it's Cory: So during the Golden Globes... →
corycorybobory:
god-thats-good:
She was doing so well too.
Hopefully her potential Oscar speech goes better than this.
you kidding me? I hope she goes full on “Jack Nicholson on valium” up there. I hope she busts out senile-liz-taylor levels of crazy on stage and breaks her water on stage or…
i would really like it if natalie won and then gave birth on stage as part of her...
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