January 2011
Apparently I speak in a boston accent when I’m drunk uh ok?
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listening to taking back sunday while getting gin drunk i’ve realized that as a girl when i like music i feel the need to sleep with the person who created it
December 2010
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dancing around in my undies listening to ignition remix with amanda happy 2011 hos
i know you guys are all waiting on tenterhooks for my new years eve outfit post………………………………….
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you guys you guys you guys
drinking out of cups is funny again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drwhat replied to your post: My mouth tastes like sins and pregnancy tests
That’s not how those work. Other end.
well, that explains quite a lot
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maybe i shouldn’t hate reading my freshman year xanga is the most painful thing in the world
lifeofatween is not a joke blog
lifeofatween is not a joke blog
lifeofatween is not a joke blog
lifeofatween is not a joke blog
lifeofatween is not a joke blog
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NEW THING I'M DOING
justspeakeasy:thelifeofatween:
so i am going to be saying my reviews of artists or crazy songs. This weeks artist is KESHA.
Sure, her songs are catchy but do hear what she is saying? Have you seen the way she dresses? It is like she is totally AGAINST feminism and just wants to give her freedom away to men! Think about it.
Think about it, guys. Think about it.
this is something i have a...
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loosenewleaves:
Kemi-
Apparently the internet still wants to see you naked. I don’t know what you did to get it all riled up, but now you’re basically fucked. I hope you take this as a golden opportunity to photoshop your face onto a lot of ugly pornstars.
-Bryan
the internet is rly enthralled with my (lack of) tits apparently
springtimeofhisvoodoo asked: wats dis i herd bout tittieee actionn~????~?/1`//
springtimeofhisvoodoo asked: wats dis i herd bout tittieee actionn~????~?/1`//
Anonymous asked: now show us your tits?
Anonymous asked: now show us your tits?
i feel like i’m too drunk to blog and the things i’m saying aren’t even amusing anymore they’re just offensive oooh the nanny’s coming on
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That awkward moment where you realize there really...
she won't let me smell it
nervousrex:
oh god what is in this
don’t smell it you don’t need to smell it
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when she sees a cop she bursts out laughing
subwaytovenus replied to your post:My life is like a constant quest to disappoint my…
Still keeping that tattoo hidden?
YEPP, 3yrs and going strong. he’s probably going to notice when i get a chest piece though………………………….
It’s really weird to me that you can’t keep humans like dogs in a cage in your basement
My life is like a constant quest to disappoint my father
Assault count:
13 dudes
My mouth tastes like sins and pregnancy tests
The only reason I even go outside anymore is to collect anecdotes for my memoirs
Don’t you wish you could just inject alcohol ugh heroin addicts have it soooo easy
Anonymous asked: SHOW US YOUR TITS
Anonymous asked: SHOW US YOUR TITS
kemi just bought me a cropped leopard print faux...
nervousrex:
she also got 25% off because she’s hot.
however I look even more up the punx today with it on.
perks of being a girl part 1
Getting Fingered at a School Assembly
mykicks:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting fingered at a school assembly last year.
[Female, 15]
I feel like everyone on My Biggest Regret Ever is getting fingered every five minutes.
In public places no less
That epic moment when you throw a pokeball only to...
samipami:
ok i’m going to bed for real now bye
R-r-replies
ben-alexander replied to your post: attackshipsonfire replied to…
whore
oh let’s be realistic everyone knows you want some of this
anemonearms replied to your post: how about this
head bitch in charge. +a word
it’s really hard being so fucking fabulous i mean
attackshipsonfire replied to your post:attackshipsonfire replied to your post: how about…
baby u know I luv u just the way u r
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attackshipsonfire replied to your post: how about this
[*cold *frigid *bitch] how about that
oooooh fighting words!
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