February 2012
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nervousrex:
I want Officer Elliot Stabler to restrain me.
mmmmmm
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The Internet:
thenewhotness:
Person 1: Whitney Houston is dead. Person 2: RIP Person 3: What a legend. So sad. Person 4: Here’s a Whitney song. Person 5: Looks like the wrong Whitney got cancelled. Person 6: Too soon. Person 7: I’m annoyed with people complaining about Whitney death jokes. Person 8: I’m annoyed with people complaining about people complaining about Whitney death jokes. Person 9: I’m gonna...
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I’m going to invent a device that allows me to drink while lying down without spluttering and nearly choking to death.
I am a dumb stupid idiot careening through life doing dumb stupid idiot things
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Listen.
I drank like
a lot.
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matt-t replied to your post: matt-t replied to your post: I swear my feet have…
Hahahaha
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matt-t replied to your post: I swear my feet have never hurt this bad in my…
pray4kemi
I swear my feet have never hurt this bad in my entire life omggggg
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I can’t continue to sit here in this diner and listen to an instrumental version of hey jude
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imwithkanye:
The 5 Stages of Grief. I have to admit, I finally listened to Lana Del Rey’s album and this is what I experience:
Denial:
Anger:
Bargaining:
Depression:
Acceptance:
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SHH. DON’T SHOW ANYONE.
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I just poured vodka, gin and peach iced tea into a coke bottle and I am getting wasted tonight
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SEND NUDES
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oldtobegin replied to your post: octopusmatthew replied to your photoset:…
you are so cute in that picture im gonna die ok
Aw! Thank you :)
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octopusmatthew replied to your photoset: Thursday.
i love how this looks like lookbook but the background is this messy old room
HEY THAT IS MY ROOM YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
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avodka-kedavra replied to your post: boulega replied to your post: Just came to the…
He’s still hot.
I’d hit it.
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boulega replied to your post: Just came to the realization that I don’t think…
I see.
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Just came to the realization that I don’t think I’ve ever seen Derek Miller without sunglasses on.
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johnwilkestooth replied to your photoset: Thursday.
woah hey thursdays! are those shoes like ballet shoes with heels?
Kind of, yeah.
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duchessofkirkcaldy replied to your photoset: Thursday.
totally choked, my father is going to go ballistic on me
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How do you respond to seeing a video of a woman... →
nunmoreblack:
whynotshesaid:
fucknojezebel:
I know! Let’s watch the video and post screen shots from it!
I am so fucking sorry I clicked that link.
What the everliving fuck.
Guess who is finally going to lose her star today?
Why would you post pictures of the victim??? This is exploitative and I’m really disappointed that Jezebel would do this. SHAME. SHAME.
“After the flames were extinguished Sunday night, firefighters made the...”
– The Fiery End of a Life Lived Beneath the City - NYTimes.com (via rubenfeld) I know it happens all the time, and most of the time it isn’t covered in the media, but it’s still sad when someone who has made an impact, however small, passes. “Pitch Black” will always be around to remind us of Horton...
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vuhnessah replied to your post: I’m starting a new Twitter campaign
whereiswhitehistorymonth.tumblr.com
oh, i know
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alienspacebats replied to your post: alienspacebats replied to your post:…
yes it’s in Saskatchewan. People from Moosejaw are called Moose Javians. They also have a giant fake moose.