February 2012
Feb 11th
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I’m going to invent a device that allows me to drink while lying down without spluttering and nearly choking to death.
Feb 11th
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I am a dumb stupid idiot careening through life doing dumb stupid idiot things
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Listen.
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I drank like   a lot.
Feb 11th
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matt-t replied to your post: matt-t replied to your post: I swear my feet have… Hahahaha hahaha haha ha
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matt-t replied to your post: I swear my feet have never hurt this bad in my… pray4kemi
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I swear my feet have never hurt this bad in my entire life omggggg
Feb 10th
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I can’t continue to sit here in this diner and listen to an instrumental version of hey jude
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imwithkanye: The 5 Stages of Grief. I have to admit, I finally listened to Lana Del Rey’s album and this is what I experience: Denial: Anger:  Bargaining:  Depression:  Acceptance: 
Feb 10th
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octopusmatthew replied to your post: octopusmatthew replied to your post:… SHH. DON’T SHOW ANYONE.
Feb 10th
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I just poured vodka, gin and peach iced tea into a coke bottle and I am getting wasted tonight
Feb 10th
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octopusmatthew replied to your post: octopusmatthew replied to your photoset:… octopusmatthew replied to your post: oldtobegin replied to your post: octopusmatthew… SEND NUDES
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oldtobegin replied to your post: octopusmatthew replied to your photoset:… you are so cute in that picture im gonna die ok Aw! Thank you :)
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octopusmatthew replied to your photoset: Thursday. i love how this looks like lookbook but the background is this messy old room HEY THAT IS MY ROOM YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
Feb 10th
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avodka-kedavra replied to your post: boulega replied to your post: Just came to the… He’s still hot. I’d hit it.
Feb 10th
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boulega replied to your post: Just came to the realization that I don’t think… I see.
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Feb 9th
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Just came to the realization that I don’t think I’ve ever seen Derek Miller without sunglasses on.
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johnwilkestooth replied to your photoset: Thursday. woah hey thursdays! are those shoes like ballet shoes with heels? Kind of, yeah.
Feb 9th
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duchessofkirkcaldy replied to your photoset: Thursday. totally choked, my father is going to go ballistic on me
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How do you respond to seeing a video of a woman... →
nunmoreblack: whynotshesaid: fucknojezebel: I know! Let’s watch the video and post screen shots from it!  I am so fucking sorry I clicked that link. What the everliving fuck. Guess who is finally going to lose her star today?  Why would you post pictures of the victim??? This is exploitative and I’m really disappointed that Jezebel would do this. SHAME. SHAME.
Feb 9th
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“After the flames were extinguished Sunday night, firefighters made the...”
– The Fiery End of a Life Lived Beneath the City - NYTimes.com (via rubenfeld) I know it happens all the time, and most of the time it isn’t covered in the media, but it’s still sad when someone who has made an impact, however small, passes. “Pitch Black” will always be around to remind us of Horton...
Feb 9th
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vuhnessah replied to your post: I’m starting a new Twitter campaign whereiswhitehistorymonth.tumblr.com oh, i know
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alienspacebats replied to your post: alienspacebats replied to your post:… yes it’s in Saskatchewan. People from Moosejaw are called Moose Javians. They also have a giant fake moose.
Feb 9th
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alienspacebats replied to your post: alienspacebats replied to your post: Career… no we just say they lived near us but then moved to moosejaw cause her dad’s a mountie.Then they died because everything in moosejaw dies. Moosejaw is a place in Canada? Are you guys even trying up there?
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alienspacebats replied to your post: Career moves: all my problems are solved Do Canadian guys tell people they have a girlfriend in the US?
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Career moves:
Have you been telling all your high school friends you have a girlfriend in Canada? Well, prom is coming up and for $50 I will accompany you to the dance and pretend to be Canadian. Inquire via Twitter. I expect a corsage.
Feb 9th
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i-have-rocket-legs replied to your post: mykicks replied to your post: comeondiejung… what’s it like, washing pots? Wet.
Feb 8th
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mykicks replied to your post: comeondiejung replied to your post: whats it like,… what’s it like, peeing a lot  Pretty annoying.
Feb 8th
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comeondiejung replied to your post: comeondiejung replied to your post: whats it like,… IT HURTS FEELINGS
Feb 8th
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comeondiejung replied to your post: whats it like, being shot whats it like, being taught What’s it like being told to shut the fuck up?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Feb 8th
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